Tonight
It's hard for me to type because I've been drinking... but...

I was out tonight on a a work's night out (Someone is leaving and moving to Cyprus) and I saw things I did not want to see... EVER.

Apart from that I bumped into my friend Paul, and his brother Smash! who I haven't seen in a long time. To cut a long and indulgent story short Smash now has a beautiful girlfriend, and well done him, and she has a little sister, and at one point of the evening I was around Paul's part of the night and there was a boy hanging around Smash's girlfriend's sister and she kept pushing him away like she didn't want him there, so at one point she was waving goodbye to him from inches away to tell him to go away and he wouldn't so I, being chivalrous (or so I thought), stepped forward and pushed him out the way and waved goodbye too, and then she came and backed me off, and so I backed off and then she continued what she was doing. And then everyone I mentioned this weirdo to was all right with it. Eventually, at the end of the night, I was outside and I said to Paul, watch out for that guy there's something wrong with him ... and before I could finish he said "I know." So I went to Smash and started saying that guy has been following her all night and she, even now, is pushing him away but... and he said, "I know" and I thought if everyone knows why isn't anyone.... and before I could finish the thought Smash's girlfriend came over and said, "it's okay, she wants to go out with him but..." and at that instant I shut off from the whole thing and realised I don't understand young people. I said goodbye to Paul and walked home.